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Philadelphia Woman Gives Birth On Way To Hospital In Tesla On Autopilot

A Philadelphia woman recently gave birth to her baby while in the front seat of her Tesla as it drove on autopilot to the hospital. What do you think? Read more from the Onion

Dollar General Opening New Store For Wealthier Shoppers

Dollar General will be opening 1,000 locations for its new store called Popshelf, which is aimed at younger, wealthier, suburban customers, selling higher-profit items like home goods and seasonal decor. What do you think? Read more from the Onion

Report: Majority Of Americans Would Support A New War If There Were Elephants Involved

STANFORD, CA—Since the darkest days of the War on Terror, popular support for overseas military conflicts has dwindled among Americans, but according to a report released Wednesday by the Hoover Institution, the majority of the nation would approve of a new war if elephants were used in combat. “Of all potential… Read more from the…