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Judge Mandates Prosecutors Only Refer To Kyle Rittenhouse As ‘Hero’
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Man’s Natural Instinct To Fear The Unfamiliar Overcome By Promise Of ‘Great Barbecue Taste’
VERNON, NJ—As he stepped cautiously toward the strange new colors on the supermarket shelf, local man Chuck Atkinson’s natural instinct to fear the unfamiliar was reportedly overcome Monday by a condiment’s promise of “great barbecue taste.” Witnesses said Atkinson first froze in place at the sight of the curious… Read more from the Onion
Kellogg’s Facing $5 Million Lawsuit For Not Having Enough Strawberries In Pop-Tarts
Kellogg’s is being accused in a class action lawsuit of misleading consumers by promoting the filling in Pop-Tarts as “strawberry” when the pastries contain 2% or less of dried strawberries, dried pears, and dried apples with red 40 coloring. What do you think? Read more from the Onion