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Archaeologists’ Discovery Of Skeleton From 2.7 Years Ago Sheds No New Light On Anything
RIVERSIDE, CA—In a meaningless discovery of no consequence whatsoever, archaeologists at the University of California, Riverside, announced Friday that their recent excavation of skeletal remains belonging to a human who walked the earth 2.7 years ago shed absolutely no new light on anything. “After conducting… Read more from the Onion
Making Mashed Potatoes Like The Pilgrims
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Man Who Only Recently Cracked Code On ‘Buck Fush’ Still Puzzling Over ‘Let’s Go, Brandon’
GLENBROOK, IL—Turning the words over in his head in a dogged attempt to understand their import, Ted Dobbes, a local man who just recently cracked the code behind “Buck Fush,” reportedly spent Tuesday puzzling over the phrase “Let’s Go, Brandon.” “Okay, well I can certainly rule out ‘Let’s Bo, Grandon,’ because… Read more from the…