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Wishing A Happy 20-Year Anniversary To Guantánamo Bay Detention Camp

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The Guantánamo Bay detention camp in Cuba welcomed its first detainees 20 years ago, inaugurating one of the most controversial elements of the U.S. war on terror. The Onion celebrates the first 20 years of the Gitmo.

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Experts Warn Nation’s Aging Sewer Infrastructure Could Be Just One Huge Turd Away From Collapse

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Texas School Censors All Of ‘Huck Finn’ Except The N-Words

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