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U.S. Announces Diplomatic Boycott Of Beijing Winter Olympics
The Biden administration has announced it will not send an official U.S. delegation to the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing, in a “diplomatic boycott” to rebuke China over its human rights abuses. What do you think? Read more from the Onion
A Week In The Life Of Taylor Swift
Celebrities are just like us: stupid and miserable. They’re also much richer and more important, which makes their lives more interesting than ours. The Onion asked singer-songwriter Taylor Swift to provide a window into a typical week in her life. Read more from the Onion
White House: 95% Of Federal Workforce In Compliance With Vaccine Mandate
The White House has announced that 95% of the federal workforce is in compliance with the Biden administration’s vaccine mandate, with 90% of the 3.5 million federal workers already vaccinated and 5% submitting approved or pending exemption applications. What do you think? Read more from the Onion