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Climate Summit Leaders Salvage Trip With Joint Statement That Scotland Has Some Pretty Cool Castles

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND—Despite their limited efforts to address the threat posed by carbon emissions, leaders of the world’s largest economies still managed to salvage their trip to the 2021 U.N. Climate Change Conference, or COP26, with a joint statement indicating that Scotland has some pretty cool castles. “After… Read more from the Onion

‘The Onion’ Remembers Betty White

Betty White died on Dec. 31, 2021, after an entertainment career spanning seven decades. The Onion looks back at the most memorable moments from her star-studded life. Read more from the Onion

China Changes ‘Fight Club’ Ending To Have Authorities Win

Tencent, a popular Chinese streaming platform, has released a version of Fight Club that replaces the scene in which buildings are blown up as part of a plan to destroy consumerism with a caption telling audiences that authorities showed up just in time to save the day. What do you think? Read more from the…