The Biden administration has announced it will not send an official U.S. delegation to the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing, in a “diplomatic boycott” to rebuke China over its human rights abuses. What do you think?
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New NFL-Military Partnership Sends First 1,000 Fans To Stand For National Anthem Off To War
TENNESSEE—Deepening the ties between the two institutions, a new partnership between the NFL and the U.S. military unveiled Saturday would send the first 1,000 fans who stand for the national anthem off to war. “The National Football League has long been a strong supporter of the troops who have sacrificed so much to… Read more…
What Your Partner Is Actually Thinking During Sex
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Artist Crafting Music Box Hopes It Delights At Least One Child In Post-Apocalypse
TEMPE, AZ—Telling reporters that the notion helped inspire him to continue creating, Keith Gein, a local music box artisan, expressed his hope Friday that his latest work would delight at least one child in the post-apocalypse. “I work hard on each of my crafted items, so it’s nice to imagine that eventually one of… Read…