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Most Insidious Ways Politicians Have Curtailed U.S. Voting Rights
Nothing makes your vote more useless than allowing some uniformed dimwit who sheepishly does whatever he is told to vote for the opposite party from you. Read more from the Onion
Lions Fan Praying Players Start Protesting Police Brutality Or Something So He Can Stop Watching
NOVI, MI—Carefully scrutinizing the athletes lining up before the national anthem, Detroit Lions fan Greg Burnett was reportedly praying Thursday that the players start protesting police brutality or something so he could stop watching. “Christ, is it too much to ask some backup defensive back to take a knee against… Read more from the Onion
Most Offensive Things You Can Say To Someone Who Doesn’t Celebrate Christmas
This holiday season, try not being a total asshole. Here are the most offensive things you can say to someone who doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Read more from the Onion