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Andrew Yang Developing New Fourth Party After Failing To Gain Support With Third Party

RIVER VALE, NJ—Calling for an end to the partisan squabbling that had long held the nation hostage, politician and entrepreneur Andrew Yang told reporters Thursday that he was building a new fourth party after failing to gain traction with his recently founded Forward Party. “This country is moving too far left, too… Read more from…

Breakthrough Renewable Energy Technology Enables Humans To Burn Wind For Fuel

TEMPE, AZ—Signaling a major shift in the fight against climate change, scientists at Arizona State University announced a breakthrough in renewable energy Monday that enables humans to burn wind for fuel. “Our game-changing wind ignition engine allows us to turn one of earth’s most bountiful resources into an energy… Read more from the Onion

New Study Suggests Cats May Legitimately Be Psychopaths

A new study has determined domestic cats display the traits associated with the definition of being a psychopath: callous, unemotional, and morally depraved. What do you think? Read more from the Onion