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Friend Crashing In Guest Room Hopes He Can Return Favor When Host’s Marriage Implodes
WESTPORT, CT—In the midst of a divorce and grateful to have had a friend’s guest room to crash in for the past couple months, local man Nate Suarez told reporters Friday that he hoped he would be able to return the favor when his host Mark Durden’s marriage imploded. “I really appreciate him helping me…
Things No One Tells You Happen When You Fly First Class
If you think getting crammed into the cheap seats like livestock is luxurious, wait until you hear about this. Here are the things no one tells you happen when you fly first class. Read more from the Onion
Pope Chides ‘Selfish’ Couples Who Choose Pets Over Children
Stating that it “takes away our humanity,” Pope Francis made comments criticizing the selfishness of couples who choose to have dogs and cats instead of children. What do you think? Read more from the Onion