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School Calendar Jumps To March 1 After Critical Race Theory Ban Prohibits Month Of February
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New Proposed Wealth Tax Would Target Americans With Circular Driveways
WASHINGTON—Calling for the nation’s richest to pay their fair share, Democrats proposed a new wealth tax Monday that would target Americans with circular driveways. “Homeowners with circular driveways have gamed the system for far too long, leaving everyday hardworking Americans to park on straight driveways, and in… Read more from the Onion
NFL Expands Super Bowl To Include 2 Additional Teams
NEW YORK—Following up on the momentum generated by expanding both the regular season and the playoff field, the NFL announced Friday that it would be expanding this year’s Super Bowl to include two additional teams. “We think that bringing more teams and fandoms into the playoffs this year has been a huge success,… Read more…