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Frustrated Hospital Worker Rounds Up Gurneys Patients Failed To Put in Parking Lot Corrals

COLUMBUS, OH—Grumbling under her breath about the lack of consideration for others, Riverside Methodist Hospital worker Deborah LaBrunda expressed frustration Thursday while rounding up gurneys that patients had left scattered across the parking lot after failing to put them in the corrals where they belonged. “How… Read more from the Onion

Climate Summit Leaders Salvage Trip With Joint Statement That Scotland Has Some Pretty Cool Castles

GLASGOW, SCOTLAND—Despite their limited efforts to address the threat posed by carbon emissions, leaders of the world’s largest economies still managed to salvage their trip to the 2021 U.N. Climate Change Conference, or COP26, with a joint statement indicating that Scotland has some pretty cool castles. “After… Read more from the Onion

Lies Men Will Tell To Get You To Sleep With Them

Unfortunately, men are pigs who will say just about anything to trick you into sleeping with them. Here are lies you should definitely watch out for before going home with some random guy at a bar. Read more from the Onion