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Sick Jen Psaki Delivers Press Briefing From Under Blanket While Watching ‘The Price Is Right’

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WASHINGTON—Her face illuminated by the glow of a television, White House press secretary Jen Psaki, who tested positive for Covid-19 over the weekend, was reportedly sick and working from home Monday when she conducted a remote briefing while under a blanket and watching The Price Is Right. “Today, President Biden…

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