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Scottie Pippen Boasts He Would’ve Given Much Better Performance Than Jordan In ‘Space Jam’

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LOS ANGELES—Attacking the Chicago Bulls legend for his “massively overrated” line reads, Scottie Pippen boasted Wednesday that he would have given a much better performance than Michael Jordan in Space Jam. “Look, he gets all this praise for a box office smash, but it was really the system around Jordan that elevated…

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