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Report: Majority Of Men In Hard Hat, Coveralls Actually Members Of Heist Team In Disguise

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PRINCETON, NJ—Upending the common perception that such workers are just going about a normal day on the job, a report published Monday by researchers at Princeton University found that the majority of men wearing a hard hat and coveralls are actually members of a heist team in disguise. “Nearly seven in 10…

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