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Fannie Mae Issues Billions Of Mortgage-Backed NFTs
WASHINGTON—Calling it a no-risk investment guaranteed to appreciate in value over time, Fannie Mae officials announced Thursday that the lender had issued billions of Mortgage-backed NFTs. “This is as stable as they come, over the entire history of NFTs, they have only appreciated in value,” said CEO Hugh Frater, who… Read more from the Onion
Mrs. Fields CEO Under Fire For Laying Off 1,000 Employees Via Cookie Cake
BROOMFIELD, CO—In a move that many have criticized as rash and insensitive, inside sources confirmed Thursday that CEO Tim Casey of the baked goods conglomerate Mrs. Fields was under fire for laying off more than 1,000 employees via an oversized frosted cookie cake. “If you’ve been invited to take a bite of this… Read more…
Transplant Surgeon Loses Medical License For Branding Initials On Patients’ Livers
A British surgeon has had his medical license revoked after he was found out to have burned his initials on to the livers of two patients during transplant surgery with a device meant to stop bleeding. What do you think? Read more from the Onion