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Employees Immediately Tune Out CEO’s Speech After He Mentions There Won’t Be Layoffs
ST. LOUIS, MO—Exhaling in relief after several minutes of listening intently to the company-wide meeting, employees at local marketing firm Trend Studios confirmed they immediately tuned out their CEO’s remotely delivered speech Friday as soon as he mentioned layoffs would not be necessary. “He just told us our Q3… Read more from the Onion
The Cost Of Crystal Meth: What You Should Know About This Deadly Drug And Where You Can Buy Some If You Decide It’s Worth The Risk
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Chicago City Workers Clear Ice By Pouring Hot Beef Drippings Onto Roads
CHICAGO—Using the rendered animal fat to limit the impact of winter weather, Chicago city workers reportedly cleared ice Friday by pouring hot beef drippings onto roads. “In order to ensure residents can safely commute around the city, we are working around the clock to clear streets of ice and snow by coating them… Read more…