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Park Ranger Slips Fat Fish To Bear Before Gesturing Towards Littering Family He Wants Mauled

HEALY, AK—Huddled behind the brush as he watched the oblivious family of five move about their camp, Denali National Park ranger Edward Hardin slipped a fat fish to a bear and then gestured toward the littering individuals he wanted to have mauled, sources confirmed Friday. “We don’t need any more trouble, if you know…

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