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Parents Spent Too Much On Piano Lessons For Son Not To Play Dumb Little Song Every Time He Comes Home

GLOUCESTER, MA—Saying it was the least he could do given the amount they’d shelled out over the years, parents of local man Liam Corrigan told reporters Friday that they’d spent too much money on piano lessons for their son not to play a dumb little song every time he comes home. “We dropped close to 10 grand over the…

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