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Trump’s Chief of Staff Mark Meadows claims in a new book that the former president first tested positive for Covid-19 three days before his first debate with Joe Biden in 2020, and nine days before being hospitalized for the virus. What do you think? Read more from the Onion
CHICAGO—Using the rendered animal fat to limit the impact of winter weather, Chicago city workers reportedly cleared ice Friday by pouring hot beef drippings onto roads. “In order to ensure residents can safely commute around the city, we are working around the clock to clear streets of ice and snow by coating them… Read more…
Yes, even if you’re white, this list applies to you. Here are extremely illegal things you actually do every day. Read more from the Onion