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Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving
All across the nation, families and loved ones are gathering to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. What are you thankful for this year? Read more from the Onion
Jameis Winston To Freeze Knee Until Future Generations Find Cure For Torn ACL
NEW ORLEANS—Looking to the distant future for the hope he felt he could not find today, Saints quarterback Jameis Winston opted Thursday to cryogenically freeze his knee in the hopes future generations find a cure for a torn ACL. “I have no hope with today’s technology, but I’m hoping in 500 years we will have……
Poll: 72% Of Americans Keeping Holiday Gatherings To Household
According to a new survey, 72% of poll respondents said they plan to limit their holiday celebrations to members of their household, while 51% will request guests wear masks due to the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic. What do you think? Read more from the Onion