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‘Information About Your Upcoming Flight’ Email Informs Passenger That Airplane Will Go In Sky

NEW YORK—In an effort to keep customers apprised of what to expect on their trip, a United Airlines email with the subject line “Information About Your Upcoming Flight” reportedly informed passengers Friday that airplane will go in sky. “You go up, up, up!” read the informational email in part, confirming that sky was… Read more…

Good News RPG Fans: We’re All Constantly Playing Some Kind Of Role No Matter What

Get excited, RPG fans, because we’ve got some good news for you. It turns out that as human beings living in a modern society, we’re all playing some kind of role, no matter what. In fact, that seems to be the basic human condition! Read more from the Onion