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More Fridge Magnets Forced To Take On Extra Holiday Work Holding Up Christmas Cards

WASHINGTON—Due to limited household supplies of the decorative appliance accessory, more fridge magnets have been forced to take on extra work holding up Christmas cards over the holidays, experts reported Wednesday. “With the increased demands of the season, nearly half of American refrigerator magnets have been left…

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