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Man Concerned That Doctor Wants To Discuss Test Results At Morgue Rather Than Over Phone

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NEW YORK—Saying the conversation had left him with serious questions about the state of his health, local man Stephen Pryzant, 43, told reporters Friday that he was concerned his cardiologist wanted to discuss his test results at a morgue rather than over the phone. “Jeez, if it was something minor, he would have just…

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