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Thoughts Every Woman Has Had In The Workplace
Most women in the workplace repeat this single thought over and over in their heads until it’s time to clock out and become a woman in the elevator, a woman on the train, a woman in the home, and so on. Read more from the Onion
‘Hero Rat’ Who Detected Landmines In Cambodia Dies In Retirement
Magawa, an African giant pouched rat in Cambodia who received a prestigious award for his life-saving duty finding dozens of landmines left over from a civil war 30 years ago, has died in retirement at 8 years old. What do you think? Read more from the Onion
PGA Golfer Hoping To Hit The Office If Round Finishes Early
HONOLULU—Wiping the sweat from his head as he studied a baffling putt angle on the eighth green, PGA golfer Grant Fahey told reporters Friday that he was hoping to hit the office later if his round finished early. “It’s been a long week out on the links, but it’s all worth it to know that…