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Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving
All across the nation, families and loved ones are gathering to celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday. What are you thankful for this year? Read more from the Onion
Cash-Strapped Planned Parenthood Forced To Sell Fetus Bulldozer
NEW YORK—In a desperate move to stabilize the nonprofit organization amid continual threats to its funding, Planned Parenthood announced Monday that in order to shore up its finances it had been forced to sell its fetus bulldozer. “While it is unfortunate to get rid of an essential piece of machinery that helps with… Read more…
Kentucky Derby Winner Medina Spirit Dies During Track Workout
Medina Spirit, the controversial Kentucky Derby-winning horse that tested positive for betamethasone, died at the Santa Anita racetrack after the 3-year-old colt collapsed from a heart attack during a routine workout. What do you think? Read more from the Onion