Kellogg’s is being accused in a class action lawsuit of misleading consumers by promoting the filling in Pop-Tarts as “strawberry” when the pastries contain 2% or less of dried strawberries, dried pears, and dried apples with red 40 coloring. What do you think?
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CINCINNATI—In a horrifying accident that is said to have resulted from obsessive and irresponsible attempts to develop a product with the thickest quilting possible, multiple scientists at paper towel manufacturer Bounty reportedly died screaming Friday after an experimental prototype absorbed their entire lab. “My… Read more from the Onion
New research shows that silver and gold tubes unearthed in an ancient tomb in southern Russia in 1897, long thought to be ceremonial staffs, were, in fact, the earliest-known drinking straws, used by people 5,000 years ago to sip beer from a communal jar. What do you think? Read more from the Onion
Reddit and TikTok users are spamming Kellogg’s job portal with fake applications after the company announced it would replace 1,400 striking union workers, crashing the site. What do you think? Read more from the Onion