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Guests At Housewarming Party Conduct Full Financial Audit After Seeing Friend’s Apartment Fucking Huge

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SAN DIEGO, CA—Launching a thorough investigation shortly upon entering the event, guests at a housewarming party for local woman Adelaide Talbot reportedly conducted a full financial audit Wednesday after seeing that her apartment was fucking huge. “The probe was automatically triggered after we began the tour and…

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