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‘Trevor’ Tops List Of 2021’s Most Popular Bridge Names

WASHINGTON—According to new data released Tuesday by the U.S. Department of Transportation, Trevor topped the list of 2021’s most popular bridge names. “For the first time in our nation’s history, Trevor became America’s leading bridge name, finally surpassing Jim, which had enjoyed a brief three-year reign,” said… Read more from the Onion

Most Insidious Ways Politicians Have Curtailed U.S. Voting Rights

Nothing makes your vote more useless than allowing some uniformed dimwit who sheepishly does whatever he is told to vote for the opposite party from you. Read more from the Onion

Study: Average U.S. Third-Grader Reading At Level Of Crow

STANFORD, CA—Finding that the students’ skills were on track by the standards of the large, carrion-feeding bird, a study published Wednesday in the International Journal Of Educational Research concluded that the average American third-grader reads at the same level as a crow. “In tests of word recognition and… Read more from the Onion