The Onion

Dying Dad Wondering If You Hit Traffic On Way To Hospital

BETHLEHEM, PA—Pausing between each labored word as his family gathered around him, local dying dad Phil Piermont was reportedly wondering Wednesday if you hit traffic on your way to the hospital. “Did you take 22? It’s a little congested by the exit, right?” said your father, taking a deep breath to push through…

Read more from the Onion

Leave a Reply