Disney Acquires All Of America’s Children For $52 Billion

The Onion’s Guide To Web3

Web3 is being called the future of the internet. But what is Web3, exactly? The Onion explains. Read more from the Onion

House Votes To Hold Bannon In Contempt Of Congress

The House of Representatives has voted to hold former Trump adviser Steve Bannon in congressional contempt for ignoring subpoenas related to the investigation into the January 6th insurrection, with the Justice Department now having to decide on the prosecution. What do you think? Read more from the Onion

Boss Wouldn’t Be Such A Jerk If He Knew About Negative Depiction In Employee’s Unpublished Novel

BALTIMORE, MD—Assured that her superior would rue the day he treated his employees so rudely, local woman Amanda Lassen confirmed Monday that her boss, Doug Southerton, wouldn’t act like such a jerk if he only knew how he was depicted in her unpublished novel. “He [Southerton] thinks it’s fun to throw his weight… Read more…