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Congress Addresses Child Care Crisis By Loosening Restrictions On Locking Children In Car For 8 Hours

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WASHINGTON—With 80% of the nation’s daycares understaffed and many facilities shutting down, Congress responded to the child care crisis Friday by passing legislation that would lift restrictions on leaving children in a locked car for eight consecutive hours a day. “We need to get more parents back into the…

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