CNN has fired anchor Chris Cuomo after new evidence emerged about his use of media sources to defend his brother, former Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D-NY), of sexual assault as well as a sexual misconduct allegation brought against the anchor. What do you think?
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A Week In The Life Of Taylor Swift
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BREAKING: The Tower…The Chariot Reversed…And Death…
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Pfizer Granted Emergency Use For Pill That Kills You Before Covid Can
WASHINGTON—Stressing that the “revolutionary treatment” could change the way we fight the novel coronavirus, drug manufacturer Pfizer was granted emergency use authorization Wednesday for a pill that kills you before Covid can. “After several months of testing, Pfizer has successfully created an oral medication… Read more from the Onion