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City Announces Construction Of 20 New Miles Of Secret Underground Tunnels For Vloggers To Explore

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SAN FRANCISCO—Hoping to expand access to the important municipal resource, the city of San Francisco reportedly announced the construction of 20 new miles of secret underground tunnels Wednesday for vloggers to explore. “We are happy to announce that we’ve broken ground on a whole new system of spooky tunnels for…

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Man Gives Himself Little Treat For Getting Through Day

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