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Jim Jordan Forwarded Mark Meadows Plot For Pence To Stop Election Results
Representative Jim Jordan’s office has confirmed the congressman forwarded detailed plans from a former U.S. defense department official for the Vice President to reject election results to prevent Joe Biden from becoming president. What do you think? Read more from the Onion
Signs You’ve Spent Too Much Time With Your Family Over The Holidays
Yeah, it’s time to go back home. Here are signs you’ve spent too much time with your family over the holidays. Read more from the Onion
Stouffer’s Targets People Spending Thanksgiving Alone With New Single-Serve Frozen Family
ROSSLYN, VA—In an effort to better serve customers who weren’t invited to or hosting holiday meals, Stouffer’s targeted people spending Thanksgiving alone Thursday with a new single-serve frozen family. “Our single-serve frozen families offer a convenient and intimate Thanksgiving solution for those who might… Read more from the Onion