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AmazonSmile, the company’s charity program that gives .5% from purchases to designated nonprofits, reportedly donated more than $40,000 to anti-vaccine groups in 2020, with a spokesperson saying they respect “a wide variety of viewpoints on the matter.” What do you think? Read more from the Onion
SIOUX CITY, IA—Facing scrutiny for a double standard when it comes to gender, the Federal Witness Protection Program was under fire Monday for what detractors called a clear failure to create believable female identities. “Women make up 50% of the population and yet most of these witnesses are reduced to playing… Read more from the…
WASHINGTON—Hailing it as a historic agreement and a culmination of President Biden’s domestic agenda, congressional Democrats successfully reached a deal Thursday to introduce a landmark fundraising email. “We couldn’t be more thrilled to put forward this extensive, once-in-a-generation communique, which is the first… Read more from the Onion